weavemunchers:

my personality is 30% the last movie I watched

narwhal-noir:

I took my girlfriend to an improv show the other night and during intermission we were passionately arguing over whether half a 5 Hour Energy shot would give you 2.5 hours of energy or 5 hours of half-assed energy so we turned around to ask the opinions of the three people behind us and one of them said “Are all your arguments like this because we heard you in the lobby earlier fighting over the right way to pronounce ‘egg’?”

ruinedchildhood:

Bikini Bottom just got real..

reallylameblog:

allbruisedup:

reallylameblog:

describe this blog

really lame blog tbh

honestly what the fuck this website is so toxic i hate it

edsock:

lamebert:

why dont they have viagra for self esteem

have you tried vodka

do-not-touch-my-food:

Spinach, Artichoke and Bacon Stuffed Soft Pretzels
cyberho:

I WOULD LITERALLY CHOP MY SHOULDER OFF 

cyberho:

I WOULD LITERALLY CHOP MY SHOULDER OFF 

juilan:

The time has come…

stabs:

why do we need to watch the sky to enjoy the stars when the ultimate star is me