hey wanna join my band i have no musical talent but i have a lot of ideas for cool band names and my mom made brownies
Me at the moment
five reasons i hate this website
iphONES NEED TO BE STOPPED
i said no but i kept the ring
i was cuddling this guy once n he had his head on my chest n just whispered “what did you just think about?” and i went “netflix” becus i was thinkin about netflix and he just went
"oh. your heart sped up and i… ok"
*blushes in a totally punk way*
SpongeBob, where’s my order?
Did you look under the tray?
Oh. No I didn’t, sorry.
Fergalicious. I be up in the gym just working on my fitness.